Prepare to laugh and cringe with our compilation of over 60 hilarious and often insensitive ginger jokes and memes. From fun-loving ribbing to edgy one-liners, these jokes will surely elicit delight with a touch of offense. As you’ll see, it’s the perfect recipe for comic relief.
So strap yourselves in and get ready to laugh at the various stereotypes that we’re doing our best to make true. Please help us in this quest, one laugh at a time.
Let’s start with the best: top 20 ginger / redhead jokes
My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school.
So, I beat him up and stole his lunch.
What is the main difference between a redhead and a vampire? One is a pale soul-sucking creature who hides from the sun at all costs, and the other one is a vampire.
What do you call it when a redhead eats a carrot?
Cannibalism.
What sport should you never play if you’re a ginger?
Bullfighting (corrida)
Jeffrey Dahmer (also known as the “Milwaukee Cannibal”) and Armie Hammer (actor who reportedly texted he is “100% cannibal”) are eating Ronald McDonald the clown.
Jeffrey asks, “does this taste funny to you?”
Armie responds, “Yeah, I think it’s ginger.”
What do you call a handsome young man with ginger parents?
Adopted.
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A ginger man rubs an old lamp. He dusts it off and out comes a genie.
The genie asks, “What’s your wish?”
The ginger replies, “I want a house with 10 bedrooms and 10 bathrooms, all made with gold floors.”
Shocked, the genie responds, “Are you out of your mind? Do you know how much gold I would need to do that? Pick something more realistic!”
Eventually, the ginger responds: “Okay, I want people to stop making ginger jokes about my hair.” Without hesitation, the genie looks at him and says, “How many kitchens do you want in your house?”
What do redheads miss the most about attending a fantastic party?
The invitation.
My wife just gave birth to a ginger boy… I feel a bit torn about who to sympathize with more: my son for being a ginger, or my wife for now having to raise him on her own.
A woman who just gave birth to twins is told by the midwife that she has both good and bad news.
The woman asks for the bad news first, and the midwife solemnly informs her that one of the babies has red hair. The mother chuckles and asks for the good news.
The midwife responds bluntly, “It’s dead.”
Funniest ginger memes
Watch the famous “South Park” episode with Cartman giving a presentation about ginger kids
Eric Cartman gives a presentation about ginger kids: “They creep us out, and make us stick to our stomach”:
Other funny redhead jokes and memes
Why did God create people who are color blind?
So that someone would make friends with ginger children.
How does a redheaded man reach org*sm?
All by himself.
Why do redheads love living on Mars?
Because they finally feel like they belong.
If you’re dating a blonde, raise your hands.
If you’re dating a ginger, raise your standards!
Next time you’re thinking about making fun of a ginger, just put yourself in their shoes.
Only then will you understand how hard life is when you have no sole.
Why are there no redheads in the capital of South Korea?
Because gingers have no soul, and Seoul has no gingers.
Why didn’t the ginger cross the road?
He ran out of sunscreen.
I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer.
He ended up dying of alcohol poisoning.
What do you call the adult son of a Jamaican-Irish couple?
A ginger-bred mon.
What’s a good nickname for a ginger with asthma?
Wheeze-ly.
What do a ginger’s s3x life and an ancient volcano have in common?
They’re both inactive.
What do you call a ginger child who’s really good at karate?
The Carroty Kid.
When do two redheads become invisible?
When they’re walking with their blonde friend.
Why are gingers not scared about going to hell?
Why would they be? They have already spent an eternity getting burns in the sun.
What’s the difference between jokes and s3x?
Gingers get a lot of jokes.
I purchased one of those anti-bullying awareness tshirts the other day to support the cause.
I’m using the term “purchased” loosely; I stole it off an overweight ginger child.
Why did the serial ki11er insist that he’s never harmed a soul?
Because he was charged with ki11ing four gingers.
Why was the Ginger Lives Matter protest a complete failure?
Because not a single soul showed up.
What do you call a redheaded ninja?
Ginja.
Have you heard the one about the happy ginger kid who has a lot of friends?
Yeah, me neither.
What causes a ginger joke to become a hate crime?
Dyslexia.
What spice does Hannibal Lecter always add to his food?
Ground ginger.
What’s the best thing about aging if you’re a ginger?
The gray hair.
What do extinct dinosaurs and gingers have in common?
Unfortunately, not enough.
I wish I had a penny for every time someone asked me if my ginger hair was natural.
Then again, I just wish anybody would ever talk to me.
What do you call a hot woman dating a ginger?
A hostage.
Why are gingers so sensitive to sunlight?
It’s nature’s way of telling us we should lock them inside.
Some people believe that beer is soda with soul.
That explains why ginger ale has no alcohol in it!
Why was the ginger guy so eager to join the military?
He needed a good excuse to shave his head!
What kind of mattress did the redhead buy?
Temper-pedic
What do you call a brunette who dyed her hair red?
Transginger.
Have you ever wondered why redhead conventions never make the news?
It’s because every time a reporter is sent to cover it, they can’t find a single soul to interview.
What do you get when two redheaded rappers start dissing each other?
Ginger beef.
What disease do redheads get if they don’t take good care of their teeth?
Gingerivitis.
What do you call it when a ginger starts taking birth control pills?
Wishful thinking.
What’s the best way to get fresh ginger bread?
You steal a redhead couple’s newborn baby.
Why did the ginger get kicked out of the jazz band?
He didn’t have enough soul.
How does a redhead shave her pubes?
Gingerly.
What do you get when a redhead has a meltdown?
A ginger snap.
What happens when a Mexican marries an Irish person?
They make a redhead that can tan.
Redheads Reading Ginger Jokes
As you can see, we get a big kick from making fun of gingers, but in all fairness it’s time to let them do the same. Watching these redheads read jokes is truly a riot because they know better than anyone how to roast each other! Enjoy!
