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60 Funny Dirty Memes [With Exclusives]

For your pleasure, we’ve put together a side-splitting collection of dirty memes that are not for the prudent or those who are easily offended. Think of this as your PG-13 playground where naughtiness meets rib-tickling laughs. Proceed with caution, you’ve been warned!

The majority of these dirty or naughty memes are exclusives to our sites with some written by professional COMEDIANS! At the end of the day, dirtiness is in the eye of the beholder. You are the beholder so keep your eyes wide open! Hey you in the back, we said eyes, NOT legs!

Dirty memes that will make you laugh

Text says: Me: A Mature, responsible adult. Then says: Also Me over the Image of a woman smiling a pointing to a sign that says "Entry" with the number 69.
dirty dad joke about sea otters
plug joke with a man among a group of friends

I love you so much that my to do list, is starting to look like this:
1. You.
2. Hydrate.
3. You again.

dirty joke about a woman sleeping around

Why do polar bears buy Tupperware bowls?
Because they love a tight seal.

dirty dad joke about cheeseburgers
dinosaur name joke

Girl: Mommy, how do you spell tes*icles?
Mother: Oh honey, you should've asked me last night. It was on the tip of my tongue.

proctologist exam dirty joke
joke about barbie not getting pregnant
dirty joke about vegan women being good lovers
dirty joke about jesus and the ladies
joke about a woman and drug dealers

H0rny Uncle Sam: "I want you... inside me that is."

gladiator dirty meme
kinky meme with zootopia characters
joke about questions asked at the end of an interview

A husband asks his wife, “Why don’t you ever tell me when you're having an org@sm?” She replies, “Because you don’t like me calling you when you're at work.”

dirty joke about a blonde finding a stamp

What do you do when your cat dies?
You start playing with your neighbor's pu$$y.

library joke
dirty joke about secret to a long and happy marriage

I promise that no matter what I will always be right by your side.
Or under you.
Or maybe on top.
What I'm trying to say is that I love you and am always down for whatever.

dirty golf ball joke about men
funny dirty submarine meme
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover you, if you'll let me
dirty joke about a storm warning coconut trees
dirty joke about impossible burgers
joke about man counting his partners
funny and naughty meme about women enjoying flower patterns
joke about anything you can will be held against you
arguing with a woman without a bra

Dirty dad memes that are hilarious

Dirty dad jokes often rely on double meanings, using ambiguity to create humor. They combine the wholesomeness of the “dad joke” genre with a dirty or risqué twist, surprising the audience and eliciting laughter.

dad joke about flipping your mom over
dad on the fence joke
grandfather addiction meme
dad joke about mariage breaking apart
another dirty joke about a special birthday treat for dad
dirty dad joke about slapping something but the last drop is still for your underwear
wiping around the toilet joke
Text says Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year. Image is Santa wearing glasses and red cap, winking and putting his finger over his mouth as if to say "Shhhh".
dad meme about son going to college

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subway dirty meme
Image of man in bathtub looking surprised. Text says: John took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles id the girl next door.
girlfriend arresting man joke

Dirty memes to make your partner laugh

Yoda:
Love you so much, I do.
Your brains out tonight, I will fu*k.
It's I-want-you-inside-me o'clock.
Today I will let you do that thing you love for as long as you want.
I'm talking about me btw ;)
I'm always daydreaming about your di*k while I'm at work instead of actually getting any tasks done.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me."

How did the slice of bread respond?
"You literally had my brother inside you just yesterday..."

Erasing browser history makes me feel pure again.
Would you please tell your t*ts to stop staring at me?
Why are oysters considered an aphrodisiac?
Because if you'll eat that sh*t, then there's nothing you won't eat.

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