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A man walks into a bar with a duck in a box. He asks the bartender if he wants to buy a talking duck. The man takes the duck out of the box and sets it on the counter. The Duck starts pleading with the bartender: “Oh mister, mister PLEASE take me home with you! This man beats me and starves me and never lets me see sunlight!”…
The bartender is amazed and asks the man, “Why are you selling this remarkable talking Duck?”…
The man answers, “Because I’m SICK OF HIS LIES!!!”