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Yo Mama’s so fat a minor coup happened in her lap, she was overthrown by a militia and they renamed her “The Republic of Yo Mama”
—-Its flag is an IHOP menu
— Its currency is foil-wrapped chocolate coins
— Its national animal is the cheeseburger!
— Its national anthem is the Oscar Mayer song!
— Its time zone is Dinnertime!
— Its sports team plays in the gravy bowl!