Breakfast of champions?
Champions are breakfast for Chuck Norris.
Christine
Chuck Norris is so talented that
he can wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris’ calendar skips April 1st
because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
Some children pee their names in the snow.
Chuck Norris can pee his name onto concrete.
Chuck Norris wrote a diary
it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.401
Instead of coffee in the morning,
Chuck Norris drinks a mug of nails