Christine
Chuck Norris doesn’t strike gold.
He roundhouse kicks rocks instead. (roundhouse kicking is kicking with a wide sweep of the leg and rotation of the body)
Santa Claus forgot a gift for Chuck Norris.
Now he’s fake because of it.
Chuck Norris invented airplanes
because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to shave.
His beard is too scared to grow.
Have you tried this?
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor
Never slap Chuck Norris. (some doctors hold babies upside down and slap their back just after birth)
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its descendants are now known as giraffes.