Christine

Friend A: Knock, knock.  Friend B: Who is there?  Friend A: Eaton.  Friend B: Eaton who?  Friend A: Eat-on Deez Nuts.  

Friend A: Has anyone told you that you look exactly like Phil?  Friend B: Who is Phil?  Friend C: Feel deez nuts! 

Friend A: Do y​ou wanna play with these? Friend B: Play with what? Friend A: Play with Deez Nuts

Friend A: I’m sorry that SAKON never called you back.  Friend B: Who is SAKON?  Friend A: SAK-ON Deez Nuts! 

Friend A: Did Kenya text you?  Friend B: Who’s Kenya?  Friend A: Ken-ya fit deez nuts in your mouth?

Friend A: I can’t believe they have stayed together for more than 30 years!  Friend B: Who?  Friend A: Deez nuts! 

Friend A: Knock, knock.  Friend B: Who’s there?  Friend A: Candice. Friend B: Candice who? Friend A: Can-dice nuts fit in your mouth? 

Teacher: On this homework, you got a D grade.  Student: Well I am also going to be giving you D’s.  Teacher: What do you mean?  Student: Deez nuts. 

Friend A: Do you like pudding?  Friend B: Sure.  Friend C: Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

Friend A: Do you like to eat Wendys?  Friend B: Yes why?  Friend A: Because you are going to love “Wen-dys nuts” hit you in the face.