Christine

Friend A: Sorry, I can’t control it.  Friend B: Control what?  Friend A: Control how big Deez Nuts are!

Do you have vaseline?  Vase-LEAN in and Kiss Deez Nuts! 

Friend A: what does “Lb” stand for?  Friend B: Pound Friend A: Pound on Deez Nuts!

Friend A: do you know Howard Dee?  Friend B: nope.  Friend C: How-ar Deez Nuts?

Friend A: do you know Justin?  Friend B: Justin Bieber?  Friend A: Justin Time for Deez Nuts! 

Friend A: Did you hear about my friend Willya? Friend B: hmm no Frienc A: Willya suck Deez Nuts…

Friend A: Hey, are you leaving this?  Friend B: Leaving what?  Friend C: Leaving Deez Nuts in your mouth!

Friend A: Who is Barbie’s boyfriend?  Friend B: Ken  Friend A: Ken you fit deez nuts in your mouth??

Friend A: Are you having both of these?  Friend B: Both of these what?  Friend A: Both of Deeze Nuts!

Friend A: Name the first three letters of the Alphabet.  Friend B: A, B, C.  Friend A: D….eez Nuts!