Christine
Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they have something to pick in the winter.
Why did the Mexican guy buy a mousetrap?
He needed te-quil-a mouse.
Why do Mexicans have movie streaming services?
So they can Netflix and chili.
Something Came in the Mail Today
Friend A: Something came in the mail today for you. Friend B: What? Friend A: Deez Nuts! (Got ‘eeem!)
Hard to talk
Friend A: It’s hard to talk about it these days. Friend B: Talk about what? Friend A: Deez Nuts in your mouth.