Christine
I wanted to visit my Mexican friend, but…
… when I knocked on his door, no Juan was there.
Why don’t you ever trust a taco chef with your secrets?
Because they always spill the beans!
Never play Uno with a Mexican.
They hoard all the green cards.
Why can’t Mexicans become firefighters?
They can’t tell the difference between Jose and Hose B. (Hose A and Hose B)
How can you tell a Mexican is r@cist?
He joined the que-que-que (k-k-k)