Christine
What’s the difference between Mexicans and French people?
French people say “Oh la la”, and Mexicans say just “Ho-la”
How do Mexicans drink soda?
They drink soda in Mexi-cans
Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
Because it makes it a lot easier to climb over a fence.
How did a mexican girl get pregnant?
Her university professor told her to do an essay (ése means homeboy or dude in Mexican slang)