Do you know Landon?
Friend A: Do you know Landon? Friend B: Landon? No…. Friend A: Trip, fall and Land-on Deez Nuts!
Friend A: Do you know Landon? Friend B: Landon? No…. Friend A: Trip, fall and Land-on Deez Nuts!
Friend A: How do you pronounce amoood spelled Backwards? Friend B: euhhh…. doooma? Friend A: doo-ma balls fit in ya mouth? 😂
Friend A: My girlfriend Jenny got diagnosed with DN. Friend B: Oh, man, sorry. What’s DN? Friend A: 😈 😈
Friend A: Hey, I’m moving. Friend B: You are moving? Friend A: Yeah, Moving Deez Nuts In Your Mouth!
Friend A: do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses? Friend A: No, I don’t know. Friend A: Deez Nuts!
Friend A (Cooking breakfast). Friend B: What is for breakfast today? Friend B: (Showing two eggs) Deez Nuts!
Friend A: We need to soak these. Friend B: Soak what? Friend A: Soak Deez Nuts!
But I told her “I’m nacho friend”
And everyJuan is going.