Christine
Why do Mexicans never win the gold model at the Olympics?
Because everyone who knows how to jump, run and swim has already made it to the United States.
Why did God NOT have Jesus in Mexico?
Because he could not find a virgin and 3 wise men.
Why did this Mexican family only have 12 people in their van?
Because they needed room to bring the groceries back.
Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
Because that will give them something to unwrap.
Gone Girl movie
Friend A: Have you seen the movie “Girl Gone” Friend B: No. Friend A: No? probably because your Girl Gone on DN!
Howdy
Friend A: How do cowboys say “howdy”? Friend B: I don’t know… Friend A: Howdy-s Nuts Taste?