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Football (The Browns)
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Mexicans love the “Star Wars” movies
No wonder. Their favorite characters are Obi Juan Kenobi and Juan Solo.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
Jesus doesn’t have a tattoo of a Mexican.
What do you call a short Mexican?
A paragraph. Because he’s not as big as an ‘essay’ (ése is the equivalent of “dude” in Mexican slang).
Mexican and black jokes are pretty much the same.
When you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal (’em all)
What do you call a cross between an octopus and a Mexican?
I don’t know, but it sure can pick a lot of oranges.