Christine

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken bike? …  She didn’t see anything wrong with it.

If Helen Keller had been a psychic, would she have called it … a fourth sense?

How did Hellen Keller’s friends mess with her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

First joke: … Hellen Keller picked up a cheese grater. And it was the most violent story she’d ever read…   Second joke: … How did Helen Keller scratch her …

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By moving her bedroom’s furniture around.

Answer 1: Why did Helen Keller cross the road?  She tried to walk from her office to the living room…   Answer 2: What, like she knows where she’s going!

Friend A: I know a funny Helen Keller ‘knock knock’ joke… Can you start?  Friend B: ‘knock knock’.   Friend A: Stares at Friend B with a blank look.