Christine

Helen Keller published 12 books. Her autobiography is particularly inspiring and gives you a new perspective about this world. The audiobook is absolutely unintelligible though.

What did Helen Keller’s parents do when they caught her swearing when she was a child? …  They washed her hands with soap.

Helen Keller was an inspiration…  she was able to learn how to read and write… despite being from Alabama.

Friend A: What did Helen Keller’s kitchen look like? …  Friend B: I don’t know…  Friend A: She did not know either.

Why was Helen Keller’s leg often wet and yellow? … because her dog was blind too.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? … You move the furniture around and glue door knobs to the walls.

What’s the worst practical joke friends did to Helen Keller? They left the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller say to the retail sales person who wanted to help her? “I’m just looking”.

Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes? Because she can’t hear them anyway!

What do you call Helen Keller and Ray Charles playing tennis together? … Love forever.