Killing two birds with one stone?
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Christine
Chuck Norris does not need to read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer.
It’s just unfortunate that he never cries.
Helen Keller’s punching
What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? … Senseless violence.
Her husband was often upset
Why did Helen Keller’s husband often become upset with her? Because she just didn’t listen.
Helen Keller’s accomplishments
I will not allow anyone to minimize Helen’s accomplishments… If you say she only became famous due to blind luck, your claim shall fall on deaf ears…