why indeed!
Why did the Duck cross the road? To prove they weren’t a chicken!
Why did the Duck cross the road? To prove they weren’t a chicken!
Why do Ducks fly South for the Winter? It’s too far to walk.
You know how a group of ducks flies in a V formation? Do you know WHY one row is always longer? More Ducks in that row.
A man walks into a bar with a duck in a box. He asks the bartender if he wants to buy a talking duck. The man takes the duck out …
Knock Knock Who’s there? Duck Duck who? DUCK! You are about to walk into a bar!
A duck orders a pond water martini. The Bartender says, “That’ll be $8.00.” The duck responds: “Just put it on my bill!”
A Duck wearing a tuxedo walks into a bar, orders a martini-shaken not stirred-the bartender asks his name. The duck answers “Pond, James Pond”.
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says: “Excuse me Sir, but you seem to have a Duck on your head?”… The duck …
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender: “Do you have any bread?” The bartender responds: “No, we don’t.” The duck asks again: “Do you have any bread?”… …