Ashley Robins

Yo Mama’s so fat- her blood type is Ragu!

Yo Mama’s so fat the last time she got weighed the scale said “Continued on next scale”

Yo Mama’s so fat it took me three buses to get to her good side!

Yo Mama’s so fat when she goes camping the Bears hide THEIR food!

Yo Mama’s so fat- I started the first season of Game of Thrones when she walked in front of the TV, by the time she was past it I had …

I went to the new petting zoo and saw the goats standing according to height, the pigs wallowing according to size, but try as they might, they couldn’t get all …

I’m going to see that new band tonight-it’s a cow and a duck They call themselves Cheese and Quackers!

Did you hear about the duck who accidentally fell into the sewer and had to swim out? He was ok but he smelled fowl.

Why don’t ducks need smartphones? The web is already at their feet!

What do Ducks love to play at the carnival? Quack-a-mole!