Ashley Robins

Yo Mama’s so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure!

Yo Mama’s so fat she can’t even jump to conclusions!

Yo Mama’s so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

Yo Mama’s so fat if she skips a meal the stock market crashes!

Yo Mama’s so fat a minor coup happened in her lap, she was overthrown by a militia and they renamed her “The Republic of Yo Mama” —-Its flag is an …

Yo Mama’s so fat she brought a spoon to the Sugarbowl!

Yo Mama’s so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Yo Mama’s so fat I swerved to miss her with my car and ran out of gas!

Yo Mama’s so fat- she has her own gravitational pull!

Yo Mama’s so fat she bought a fur coat and an entire species went extinct!