Hot Wax is extra
Yo Mama’s so fat she has to use the carwash to take showers!
Ashley Robins
No wrong sides
Yo Mama’s so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed!
Try explaining THAT to your Doctor!
Yo Mama’s so fat she gave Count Dracula diabetes!
Big shoe budget!
Yo Mama’s so fat She left in high heels and returned in flip-flops!
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Yo Mama’s so fat Thanos had to clap TWICE!
Traffic Jam
Yo Mama’s so fat when she crossed the road, people mistook her for the roundabout!
The bus wasn’t so lucky
Yo Mama’s so fat she got hit by a bus and asked “Who threw that rock?”
And on the First day…
Yo Mama’s so fat when God said ,”Let there be light!” He asked her to move out of the way!
tu mamá es tan gorda
Yo Mama’s so fat even Dora can’t explore her!
A picture is worth 1,000 words
Yo Mama’s so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie!