I almost caught it!
Why do Polish dogs have flat noses? From chasing parked cars
Ashley Robins
Who is it?
Polish knock-knock joke: Friend A: “Knock-Knock”… Friend B: “Come in!”
House Flippers
Leon the Pole and his friend Jan are building a house . Leon is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, …
Family Tree
Why do Polish names end in “Ski”? Because they can’t spell toboggan
Must get poor mileage
Yo Mama’s so fat when she hauls ass it takes multiple trips!
Proceed to the route
Yo Mama’s so fat she tripped on 1st ave and landed on 8th!
Next stop Parking Garage
Yo Mama’s so fat when she gets on an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Change is good
Yo Mama’s so fat she sat on a dollar bill and when she got up there were four quarters!
Extreme Home Makeover
Yo Mama’s so fat a picture of her would collapse the wall!
Be truthful please
Yo Mama’s so fat when she gets her shoes shined, she has to take the guy’s word for it!