Ashley Robins

How do you get a one armed Pole out of a tree? Wave to him!

A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree. …

Two Polish hunters were walking along One said to the other, “How come we aren’t catching any ducks? his friend thought about it then said, “Maybe we aren’t throwing the …

How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in the water!

How many Poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five-one to hold the bulb and four to turn the chair

Did you hear about the Polish firing squad? They stand in a circle

Leon the Pole had to sell his water-skis He couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.

Three prisoners, an American, a German, and a Pole, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the American and stand him in front of the pole. …

A Polish couple decided to only have four children because they heard that one out of five babies is born Chinese.

Tragedy at the Polish National Library Someone stole the book.