Top 100 Knock Knock Jokes For Adults (Dirty & Clean)

Heads up! This page contains both clean and not so clean knock-knock jokes for adults. Knock Knock jokes are a classic and staple in any joke collection, and they work great for adults too. We have compiled a list of over 100 of the best knock knock jokes for your enjoyment! Let’s have a look:

Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults

We should warn you that if you can’t handle these jokes, then you better head to your safe space and take refuge. Feel free to skip down to the next sections where we have cleaner knock-knock jokes for adults! Don’t even think about knocking these jokes because you’re in for quite an amusing ride.  The best  part: No door required!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dill.
Dill who?
Dill Dough! We were just together last night!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
May I come in YOU!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat Myas, if you want. I don’t mind.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna keep this a secret? Aren’t you scared your husband will find out?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mayan Ipples.
Mayan Ipples who?
Maya-n-ipples are like little rocks right now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A yam.
A yam who?
A yam so wet right now and it’s all for you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour of you, in my bed, naked, and wet.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have protection or do I need to go buy some cond*ms?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh Tess.
Hugh Tess who?
Hugh Tess Tickles.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
AL
AL who?
AL let you touch my private bits if you open up.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toot toot!
Toot toot who?
Huh? Oh, I was motorboating your girlfriend.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita P. Ness and I need it now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tanahka.
Tanahka who?
Tanahka you up and make-ah you mine.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Someone.
Someone who?
Someone to make all your dirty dreams come true.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baghdad.
Baghdad who?
Baghdad a** up over here, girl.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to get naked and get busy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh Janus
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izzy Data.
Izzy Data who?
Izzy Data flashlight in your pocket or are you excited to see me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben down and let me see that booty!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida rather be on top of you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be naughty and I want you with me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss every inch of you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
You just waiter I get my arms around you, baby.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phil
Phil who?
Phil Deez Nuts

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howar-deez nuts?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama’s at my place in my bed, if you were wondering.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita colonoscopy, but I’m kinda nervous.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton my French, but DAYUM, girl!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you when your man’s not home.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh Jass, just your type.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the rack on that woman jogging?!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
Wow, you da ho, too?!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry Anus, but I’m willing to wax if you insist.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Willie Strok
Willie who?
Willie Strok-it now or will he wait ’til later?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Craven.
Craven who?
Craven Moorehead. You down to go down?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana hug you, kiss you, lay you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe. Really bad. Can I change my pants?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The mechanic.
The mechanic who?
Didn’t you call for a rim j0b?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Black Beard.
Black Beard who?
Black Beard, matey. I’m for your booty!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tag.
Tag who?
You said you wanted to be chaste, so I’m here to make it sport.

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Clean & Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world tonight and always, baby.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Whoa! You didn’t tell me you can yodel!
(Yodeling is singing with repeated and rapid changes of pitch: Yo-Do-Little-Whoooooo!)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I. O.
I. O. who?
You owe me. So, where’s my cash?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
I prefer Google, don’t you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2D2, the droid you’ve been looking for!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Contr—
So, you say, “Control freak who?!” and then I’ll say…

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Knock-knock jokes for both kids and adults

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s just me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive Juice.
Olive Juice who?
That’s so sweet! I love you too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, actually, I’m kangaroo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were here, so I invited myself over.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the dang doorbell, I’m tired of knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alamos.
Alamos who?
Alamos at my wit’s end!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be finished yet? Sheesh!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Salt.
Salt who?
Salt T. Nuts, at your service.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we wanna do!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I says.
I says who?
I says me, that’s who! Who are you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone in there know me and want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and I wood wok 500 more! Just to be the man who walks 1000 miles to fall down at your door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva knot on my knuckles for knocking so long!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Gesundheit!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Cuckoo? Are you a clock?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tex.
Tex who?
It Tex two to tango, my friend. Open the door.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fur.
Fur who?
Fur you, of course!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl-y to bed, I have to be at work early tomorrow.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the Weather Channel, it’s going to rain, so open up.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear just one more knock knock joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, weirdo. Cows go “MOO”. Duh.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce inside, I’m freezing out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door, just moved in. Nice to meet you, neighbor!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and I can’t find my key to open it!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I’d rather have almonds, if you have them.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knew.
Knew who?
Knew you’d ask me that and, frankly, I’m disappointed.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you’re chewing, I can hear you through the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my key and I can’t get in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is still between us, so open it up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Don’t sell yourself short, you’re not a shoe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your bizzness! Open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
I am who’s there. And you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but don’t worry, I can shave it for later!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Weird request, but okay… W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your windows and doors tonight.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
FIRE!
Fire who?
It’s not an emergency, I just need to get laid.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I’m Poor Knee.
I’m poor knee who?
Well, I’m here now. We can do something about that.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Auto.
Auto who?
You auto be familiar with me by now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be glad to hear it’s the weekend!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knot.
Knot who?
Knot more knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down in your bedchamber, you look-eth exhausted!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play or are you busy?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
How am I supposed to know who you are?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, that’s right, they do!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
Anything new since this morning?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
I said No bell… Why else would I be knocking?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn keep telling knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline well today, actually. Thanks for asking.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wren.
Wren who?
Wren will you shut up with the knock knock jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
I’m the Jack Goff who’s blocking your driveway.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Her.
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and take it slow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I’m stuck up here.
I’m stuck up here who?
Come on! I just need someone to get me off!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice porch you’ve got out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome…? But I still wanna come in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think? It’s me! Open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah, never mind, there’s no point now!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Master.
Master who?
Master baiter- oh, wait, no. That’s you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The seamstress.
The seamstress who?
Not really, I just wanted to know if the carpet matches the drapes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme. We’re very familiar.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpha.
Alpha who? Alpha Q if you’re interested.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya get a new jokebook already?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Yahoo! Now open the door so we can get this party started.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daryl.
Daryl who?
Daryl never be another quite like you, my friend.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear. Bear who? Bear with me, please. We aren’t quite finished.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in the lock!