On this page, we will share the best ligma jokes, memes and videos, along with some incredibly popular variant jokes (sugma jokes, grabba jokes etc). They’re meant to catch you off guard like the politician who visits a strip club and now understands what his new girlfriend meant by saying she was a poll worker. Admittedly, many of you may find these jokes to be vile, foul, obscene or even repulsive. If so, we’re quite satisfied and our work is done!
Now let’s start with the basics:
What are Ligma jokes?
A ligma joke is a type of prank where someone sets up an unsuspicious person to ask “What’s ligma?” leading to the punchline “Ligma balls” (Lick my…). Here is the first ligma joke:
Friend A: I’ve just been diagnosed with Ligma
Friend B: What’s ligma?
Friend A: Ligma balls!
So how do people pull off the Ligma jokes?
Here is an example:
People even get tshirts
If you advertise Ligma on your apparel, you will probably get the question at some point. See these Ligma tshirts on Amazon. You could even be sneaky and romantic with this discreet Amazon “Ligma” candle for your girlfriend.
Ligma jokes started in 2018 when an Instagram user reported the fake passing away of a famous Fortnite game streamer (Ninja) due to “Ligma”. Of course, this was not true, and a practical joke: when people asked what “ligma” was, others were quite happy responding “ligma balls!” But the joke doesn’t always work perfectly. Below is a meme “When the ligma joke fails to work”:
Dr. Chewon diagnosed LIGMA in this video:
The ligma disease was originally diagnosed by Dr. Chewon, as shown on this quick YouTube video:
Watch this video of a “live” ligma joke
We will spare you the worst videos of Ligma that are not worth watching (YouTube or Tiktok), but you can have a quick look at this one:
@ogphos Whats ligma | #minecraft #mcyt #fyp #ogphos #minecraftmeme #blondemoment #phos ♬ Spongebob Tomfoolery – Dante9k Remix – David Snell
Ligma Memes
It might be hard to understand the joke to start with:
But when it works, it is worth it:
Ligma variants can be even funnier:
If you want to try something now, consider nibelma, fondalma, or all the other variants listed below:
Other variants to ligma:
- Eatma
- Kissma
- Sugma
- Stigma
- Fondalma
- Cupma
- Nibelma
Ligma Jokes Extensions – Even Funnier Than the Original
We’ve gathered for you all the best “ligma jokes” extensions – see the list below:
Dooma
Friend A: Knock, knock.
Friend B: Who’s there?
Friend A: Dooma.
Friend B: Dooma who?
Friend A: Doo-ma balls fit in ya mouth? 😂
Penny Trading
Friend A: I’ve just learned about Penny Trading. Do you know what it is?
Friend B: You trade for penny stocks?
Friend A: No, I have been penny-trating your mom.
Grabba
Friend A: I have just bought some medication for Grabba
Friend B: For what?
Friend A: Grabb-a deez nuts!
Ligma Parody
Me: Hey bro, I just got ligma.
Guy: What’s ligma?
Me: ligma M F N U T S!
Guy: That’s a stupid joke.
Me: It’s called parody.
Guy: What kind of parody?
Me: PARODEEZ NUTS!
Plant Tulips
Friend A: We need more plants and flowers in this apartment. I’ve ordered several plant tulips. What do you think?
Friend: plant tulips? you mean tulips flowers
Friend A: No, plant tulips. Plant-ur-lips on my ballz, lmao.
Phil
Friend A: Have you met Phil?
Friend B: Phil?
Friend A: Yes, Phil My Balls
Sakon
Friend A: Have you met Sakon?
Friend B: Who?
Friend A: Sakon Deez Nuts!
Ligondese
Friend A: did you know that Julie speaks Ligondese?
Friend B: Ligondese?
Friend A: Yes, Lig-on-dese Nuts!
Rahul Ligma pretended to be a software developer laid off by Twitter (this story is real)
When Elon Musk announced layoffs at Twitter late 2022, a couple of pranksters were waiting for the media outside of the Twitter headquarters. Carrying brown boxes, they pretended to be software engineers who had just been let go. Their names? Rahul Ligma and Daniel Johnson. The CNBC reporter later had to apologize on TV! (Source: TheDailyBeast).
Related: View the 101 Most Upvoted Deez Nuts Jokes.
Dr. Chewon Was the First to Diagnose The Ligma Disease
Of course, Ligma is based on a (not so subtle) play on words and there have been a LOT of ligma variants. All based on kinky or crude play on words… This includes Deez Nuts jokes (dating back to the 90s) – as well as a lot of other funny variants. Here is a short video: Dr. Chewon shares that he has just received your latest medical test results and that you have been diagnosed with Grabba and Ligma (AH!)
Watch these Deez Nuts and Ligma jokes (VIDEO):
Deez Nuts variants
Similar to ligma jokes, deez nuts jokes offer crude play on words to announce “Deez nuts”. See examples below:
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Related: View the 30 Funniest Deez Nuts Memes or the Top 101 Deez Nuts Jokes.
Anvay
Monday 10th of April 2023
I tried these on my friend and he soaked me up with his garden hose 😅