Welcome to the ultimate collection of forehead jokes & memes on the internet. Forehead jokes continue to be very popular and are constantly trending. We’ve searched high and low to put together the top ones for your amusement.
WARNING: Be prepared to laugh so much that you get a big headache, a big foreheadache that is!
Your forehead is so large that you probably dream in 4K.
Your forehead is so big… does it count as an extra carry-on when you board a plane?
Your forehead is so big – are you crying yourself to sleep on a GIGANTIC pillow??
Your forehead is so big that your State ID says “To Be Continued.”
Nobody has asked you to give them ‘head’ because they wouldn’t feel comfortable receiving such a big donation.
That’s one hell of a solar panel on your head, but you wear it great.
Your forehead is so big, that you could use it as a billboard.
Your forehead is a $20 Uber Ride from your eyes to your hair.
I was staring because I was trying to figure out if that was your forehead or the moon.
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Your forehead is so big, it gets home before you do.
Your forehead is so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Your forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
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The son of a farmer gets bullied at school. Very upset, the son returns home and tells his dad. The dad responds “It’s not true. Your head is fine. Just don’t listen to them”. Being very busy, he also asks his son for help “now… can you help me and get a big bag of potatoes from the field?”. The son, replies “sure, is there a big bag I can use?”. The dad: “Son, you can just use your hat.”
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Your head is so big? Do you have to pay extra for a haircut?
Your forehead looks like Jupiter.
Your forehead was so big when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Your forehead is so big that it’s visible on a map of the Earth.
Your forehead is so big that your thoughts start on Monday and end on Saturday.
Your forehead is so big that even I can see my future when it shines
Your forehead is so big Megamind thought you were his brother.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? To make up her mind.
Your forehead is so big that even NASA thought it was a new planet.
Your forehead is so large that a jungle grew on it.
Your forehead is so large that I could use it to get free TV.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Objects orbit around your forehead because it’s so big, it has a gravity field.
Your forehead is so big that you could fit Santa’s sack on it.
Your forehead is so big your entire face sits on your chin.
Your forehead is so big that your mother spent the most time in the delivery room giving birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big it makes Kanye West’s ego look tiny.
Your forehead is so big and bright that it looks like a solar panel is installed on your head.
Your forehead is so big you could barbequeue on it.
Your forehead is so big it takes the sun a year to cover it all.
You could make a lot of money selling billboard advertising space on your forehead.
Your forehead is so big it looks like a skateboard park.
Your forehead is so big and round that you could put a nipple on it and confuse a lot of men.
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Dad, remember that time you spun five fidget spinners on my forehead? That was awesome!
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What do you call a really big forehead? A fortyhead.
Your forehead is so large that Dora the Explorer would get lost on it.
Don’t worry, the forehead jokes are receding just like your hairline.
We hope that you had fun with these hilarious forehead jokes & memes. Please be sure to share them with your family and friends, especially the ones that have a big forehead!
