Updated in January 2023 with new jokes!
On this page, you will find the 101 most upvoted Deez Nuts jokes, as well as a selection of the best “Deez Nuts” jokes from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, all in one place. You can also check out our latest 2024 Deez Nuts jokes.
Let’s have a quick look at some really funny Deez Nuts memes… because you want to see pictures of Deez Nuts, right?
The Funniest Deez Nuts Memes
If you like your Deez Nuts jokes in the form of memes, check out our selection of the funniest Deez Nuts memes below. When she asks what is for breakfast today, you can grab 2 eggs and say:
There is always room for a bit of romance:
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After the leaderboard, make sure you also check out our selection of the best “Deez nuts” jokes from Instagram, YouTube and TikTok – all combined here on this page for your laughing pleasure!
The Most Upvoted Deez Nuts Jokes (All-Time Leaderboard) 😂😍
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- 255Do you know Howard Dee?Friend A: do you know Howard Dee? Friend B: nope. Friend C: How-ar Deez Nuts?
- 252Do you know Justin?Friend A: do you know Justin? Friend B: Justin Bieber? Friend A: Justin Time for Deez Nuts!
- 243Do you like pudding?Friend A: Do you like pudding? Friend B: Sure. Friend C: Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
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- 241Do you like tulips?Friend A: Do you like tulips? Friend B: Sure, why? Friend A: Because you are going to love your 'two lips' on Deez Nuts!
- 230Do you like Wendy's?Friend A: Do you like to eat Wendys? Friend B: Yes why? Friend A: Because you are going to love "Wen-dys nuts" hit you in the face.
- 228You look like PhilFriend A: Has anyone told you that you look exactly like Phil? Friend B: Who is Phil? Friend C: Feel deez nuts!
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- 225Afeela is a real new Honda car name
We didn't make this up. Afeela is the real new name of the Sony / Honda electric car. Great, that's one more joke for our leaderboard. - 224I think you need some of theseFriend A: Hey, I think you need some of these. Friend B: Some of these what? Friend A: Some of Deez Nuts.
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- 211Hard to talkFriend A: It's hard to talk about it these days. Friend B: Talk about what? Friend A: Deez Nuts in your mouth.
- 207My girlfriend got diagnosedFriend A: My girlfriend Jenny got diagnosed with DN. Friend B: Oh, man, sorry. What's DN? Friend A: 😈 😈
- 205They've stayed together for 30 years!Friend A: I can’t believe they have stayed together for more than 30 years! Friend B: Who? Friend A: Deez nuts!
- 204Did Kenya text you?Friend A: Did Kenya text you? Friend B: Who’s Kenya? Friend A: Ken-ya fit deez nuts in your mouth?
- 199Something Came in the Mail TodayFriend A: Something came in the mail today for you. Friend B: What? Friend A: Deez Nuts! (Got 'eeem!)
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- 198Name the first three letters of the Alphabet?Friend A: Name the first three letters of the Alphabet. Friend B: A, B, C. Friend A: D....eez Nuts!
- 198Movie soundsFriend A: do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses? Friend A: No, I don't know. Friend A: Deez Nuts!
- 196With envelopes and stampsFriend A (holding a lot of envelopes and stamps): hey can you help me for a minute and lick that? Friend B: lick what? Friend A: lick deez nuts!
- 192Gone Girl movieFriend A: Have you seen the movie "Girl Gone" Friend B: No. Friend A: No? probably because your Girl Gone on DN!
- 191Are you having both of these?Friend A: Are you having both of these? Friend B: Both of these what? Friend A: Both of Deeze Nuts!
- 185What is for breakfast?Friend A (Cooking breakfast). Friend B: What is for breakfast today? Friend B: (Showing two eggs) Deez Nuts!
- 183I want to go to the SEKON conventionFriend A: I would like to go to the SEKON convention. Friend B: What’s SEKON? Friend A: SEKON Deez Nuts!
- 182Do you smell something?Friend A: Hey do you smell something? Friend B: hmm no Friend A (looking puzzled): you can't smell deez nuts?
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- 172Can't control itFriend A: Sorry, I can't control it. Friend B: Control what? Friend A: Control how big Deez Nuts are!
- 172We need to soak theseFriend A: We need to soak these. Friend B: Soak what? Friend A: Soak Deez Nuts!
- 170Sakan never called back.Friend A: I’m sorry that SAKON never called you back. Friend B: Who is SAKON? Friend A: SAK-ON Deez Nuts!
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- 169Do you like parodies?Friend A: Do you like parodies? Friend B: Yes, kind of. Me: Well, how about a Pair-o-Deez Nuts?
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- 163Imagine DragonsFriend A: Do you like Imagine Dragons? Friend B: It's not bad. Friend A: Well, imagine draggon Deez Nuts all over your face.
- 160Do you wanna play with these?Friend A: Do you wanna play with these? Friend B: Play with what? Friend A: Play with Deez Nuts
- 159Hey, I'm movingFriend A: Hey, I'm moving. Friend B: You are moving? Friend A: Yeah, Moving Deez Nuts In Your Mouth!
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- 153Do you know Landon?Friend A: Do you know Landon? Friend B: Landon? No.... Friend A: Trip, fall and Land-on Deez Nuts!
- 144What does "Lb" stand for?Friend A: what does "Lb" stand for? Friend B: Pound Friend A: Pound on Deez Nuts!
- 144Nuts getting bad ratingsFriend A: Do you know which nuts got bad ratings? Friend B: hmm? Friend A: Deez nuts
- 136Plural of parodyFriend A: What's the plural of the word "parody" Friend B: parodies Friend A: Pairodeez nuts!
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- 128Dee asked me out yesterdayFriend A: Dee asked me out yesterday. Friend B: who’s Dee? Friend A: Dee'z Nuts!
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- 122The best Slo-bunnies songsFriend A: Have you ever listened to the Slo-bunnies? Friend B: Slo-bunnies? Friend A: Yes, Slo-bunnies nuts (Slob On Deez Nuts)
- 118Lee GandhiFriend A: Have you heard of Lee Gandhi? Friend B: Lee Gandhi? Friend A: Yes, LeeG on dhi's Nuts (Lick on Deez Nuts)
- 116Do you want to see... bofa?Friend A: Do you want to see bofa? Friend B: What’s bofa? Friend A: Bofa deez nuts!
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- 108What does Woodyou mean?What does Woodyou mean in Chinese? Woodyou mind licking deez nuts?!
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- 41What's this?Friend A: What is this? Friend B: What? I don't know. Friend A: Theeez Nuts
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Let’s have a quick look at the Deez Nuts joke that started it all:
How The “Deez Nuts” Jokes Started – 1 Million Likes on YouTube!
What came in the mail? This video went viral like crazy with more than 1 MILLION likes and 45 millions of views. You just can’t be any happier than the “Deez Nuts Guy” after delivering his Deez Nuts joke (with his dad!!).
Most “Deez Nuts jokes” these days originated from this call made by Welvin Harris, back in 2014. Welvin called his father asking if “something came in the mail today?”. When his dad asked “What?”, he replies “Deez Nuts” and then bursts out laughing like crazy (“Got’eeeeemmmm!”).
Deez Nuts Jokes with Couples 😂😂
Deez Nuts Surprise Jokes, Delivered… with Your Girlfriend [Quick Video]: A new “Deez Nuts” challenge circulated on Instagram, catching girlfriends by surprise.
The challenge was to play a romantic-sounding song (“will your mouth remember the taste of…“) with the music suddenly switching to “Deez Nuts – ah! got ’em”. Watch the hilarious surprise look on the girlfriend’s face:
Other Deez Nuts jokes and memes with couples:
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Deez Nuts Tiktok Challenges 😂😂👌
Even better, check out this fun compilation of the same challenge, this time on Tiktok. The reactions are definitely worth a watch. Sometimes amused, sometimes clueless and… often shocked.
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The Best “Deez Nuts” Jokes (Video by Dr Chewon)🔥😂
Who is the best at delivering Deez Nuts jokes? Dr Chewon, of course. Learn from the master:
30 Deez Nuts Memes for More Laughs ❤️ (Or Keep Scrolling)
If you like Deez Nuts jokes, you will love these 30 EXCLUSIVE Deez Nuts memes.
He Did It! What’s Your Name? Dees
This is not the most imaginative Deez Nuts jokes, but the delivery in this tiktok video is awesome. Check out the smile on this gentleman’s face when the older man asks “Dees what, sir?”. Well worth watching.
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Squirrel-Inspired Deez Nuts Jokes
It is well know that squirrels love a few nuts, so it’s not a surprise to see so many good “Deez Nuts” memes also featuring squirrels. Here are our favorites:
The eternally romantic squirrel and his nuts:
This photo below is almost as old as the internet, but is perfect for a Deez Nuts meme:
More Deez Nuts Jokes on Social
In response to a funny question to find a new name for this interesting cat… “Deez Nuts” is a great name for this cat, of course.
You may have forgotten how the elections really turned out in 2016:
This one is an easy Deez Nut joke to pull on anyone… what is the sound of galloping horses?
be patient… and follow… this sentence:
Who doesn’t love a political joke? this one will work for both parties, proving that Deez Nuts jokes can unify people in laughter:
And what is a perfectly appropriate response to an embarring interview question? You guessed it:
Wal-Mart let this one slip by with a hilarious display:
For Star Wars fans. Sometimes, simple is better:
This one below might be a bit gross, even for dog lovers.
Do you know what’s soooo comfortable and relaxing? Deez big nuts of course!
A special meme from our own Dr Chewon:
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Deez Nuts on TV
How do you deliver a Deez Nuts joke on TV? Watch the “People’s Court” getting hit by Deez Nuts (TMZ segment).
Final Words of Wisdom
We need to finish this page in style. To end on a good note, an inspiring message from former US president John F Kennedy:
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What Happened to the Deez Nuts Guy?
You’ve probably already seen the Deez Nuts Guy in the short youtube video released in 2015 that made him very famous. His real name is “Welven Harris”, nicknamed ” Welven Da Great”.
Following his short 50-second video that went viral, the “Deez nuts guy” became an internet sensation and was invited on several TV and radio shows.
Check out the story of the Deez Nuts guy.
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Tuesday 17th of May 2022
Have you ever seen DaBaby? Who? You can sit on DAdeez nuts!
Fugma
Wednesday 30th of March 2022
Friend A: Fugma Friend B: What? Friend A: FUGMA BALLS